Some of my favorite THC conspiracy parody songs are based on songs from the 90s, like the one based on a Weezer song.
I'm not a Matchbox 20 fan but the song "Real World" came on in a grocery store the other day and I realized it was perfect material for a THC-style parody.
If you're reading this on the forum I recommend you listen to the link above for a moment to get a reminder of the song.
And Greg if you see this, I'd enjoy hearing you read it aloud if you want (seems like singing it might be too much to ask for!). I also think it'd make a cool song for the show since I think it's seemingly been a while since you made a new one.
Conspirafied lyrics here:
Well I wonder what it's like to weaponize the weather
I wonder what it's like to know that I made the rain.
I'd make plastic coffins with little yellow tags for everyone.
And you could come and see them when I'm done.
Would they be empty when I'm done? (I'm done)
I wonder what it's like to be a social engineer
I wonder what I'd say through all my propaganda outlets?
With control files and blackmail
And every type of leverage over puppets,
Would you be one?
I bet you'd accept money from my "fund,"
From my "fund."
Yeahhh, straight up, what did you hope to learn about here?
If you thought Greg was a shill, would this all fall apart?
Strange, where were you when he started this gig?
I wish the FBI would just stop entrapping me.
I wonder what it's like to be in COINTELPRO
I wonder what I'd do if they all did just what I said?
Well I'd shout out an order,
And implicate the scapegoat of the day
Yeahhh, straight up, what did you hope to learn about here?
I wish the NSA would just stop monitorin' me
I wish the NSA would just stop Lifeloggin' me
Please don't change,
Please don't break,
Well the only thing that seems to work at all is you...
Bein' aware...
Please don't change at all,
For them, for them, for them (for you).
Yeahhh, straight up...
I wish the CIA would just stop trafficking drugs
I wish the CIA would just stop trafficking guns
I wish the CIA would just stop trafficking kids...(and you...and me).
