On the idea of "Satan" as a verb

In ancient Hebrew the word "Satan" was both a noun and a verb.

I wish we had that.

Imagine waking up after a blackout, naked and covered in weed-lube. There's other naked weed-lubey people everywhere, along with empty liquor bottles and coke crumbs. Slayer is playing softly in the background. A dead goat is splayed out in the middle of a pentagram. It looks like it got hit by lightning.

You say "Well it looks like we Satanned it up this weekend." Everybody high fives.