You ever shake hands with a dude and wonder how they made it this far without ever learning how to shake a man's hand? They give you some weak, dainty shake- like a woman placing her hand in yours for you to lift it up and kiss it. How did this guy never figure out how to give a full, solid, and confident handshake?
That's a Freemason!
"You want me to shake that hand or kiss it, princess?"
"You can't trust a man who wears an apron to force people to hang out with him."
"Hiram Abiff is the poor man's Xenu."
"They only needed one Ju to take down Christ. Judas. They needed three to kill ol' Hiram. Your whole creation myth reeks of penis envy."
"Any group that doesn't allow women, forces you to shake hands like a girl, and dresses you in an apron- ain't exactly a brotherhood of raging heterosexuals."
"What's black and white and red all over? A Freemason on his period."
(The two pillars in Freemasonry are called Jachin and Boaz. I once read that one of their "secret codes" was to use the sounds Bo and Az together in a sentence.)
"I've never seen a rainbow as gay as a Freemason." (That should fuck with his head.)
(Tubal Cain is another Freemasonry idol. They use "two balls and a cane" as a clever disguise for it.)
"A group of people that worships two balls and a cane by holding bi-monthly fish frys needs its own gender identity."
If you've got any others, I'd love to hear 'em.
You are far more powerful than they will ever tell you.
